Conservative Constitution Conceptions Cry… Out for Revision.

Why the childish rants and reactions when astute Americans reference slavery or racism as part of our democratic experiment’s 2nd (opinion) document?

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Critical Constitution Theory (CCT) is another area of scholarship conservatives like to strafe and mace. Childish ranting and raging about actual history and fully vetted facts are their stock and tirade. It could extend to tarring and feathering of liberal, a.k.a. truthful, constitutional scholars. Since the Trumper conservative has such a difficult time with the truth, I send a case of tissues to one red mad-hatter each week. Blubbering is so embarrassing, but extreme Trumpers lack restraints on their sinuses, which is to be expected when at the other end the red-asshat crowd have incurably restricted anuses. See, sphincter muscle austerity reserves their overall life force for more powerful conservative movements in the future.

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Of course, I am just joking around; I would never want to rile anyone up.

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After reading a 2015 opinion piece from the Cato Institute, I found the perfect opponent opinion palette to generate this essay. In the following paragraphs, I will review five parts of the essay, and provide my rebuttal, as well as do some quote jousting.