I Hate Hearing it is Always the White Person’s Fault.

Richard The Chwalek
6 min readApr 23, 2021

White people are always at fault when it comes to the problems Black Americans have, I guess. No, I do not guess; I know it is true. I hate hearing White people say it like we don’t believe it is true. Whites show our contempt, and hate when we are confronted with anything real about our past we had not known before, which is at least half of our history we never studied in our whitewashed history classes.

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After consulting with my attorneys, I must concede that not every single problem Black Americans have are the fault of us Whites. However, that is because I am still researching the 1.631% we do not know for sure. Some say I should round it up to 2%, but I wanted to be as accurate as I can be. There are also various findings, not yet published until today, by the research institute I distill, that many White Evangelical Christians will be interested to learn about, which I have presented below.

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I am excited to announce that all the hullabaloo, as to White Christians being persecuted more than even Muslims of color is all balderdash, flimflam, and hogwash, or hog-whitewash as we say at the research institute of As We Say. Feel free to take a deep calming from-your-hate breath, and enjoy your new found freedom from the bullshit you have been spewing about your persecution. It is like the liberty of living without a COVID mask.

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When you can bring freedom to someone’s long lying life like that, it makes all the difference for me. Exaggerating, let alone making up such garbage, must have been a terrible burden. Being able to lighten your bullshit load, and point out your White cracker crackpot crap gives my life new meaning. I don’t want you to ever worry about your lies again. How? Stop lying now!

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I wanted to write about White fragility in this essay, but I have been warned that if White people read it, they may feel offended (pouty sad face). Ironically that is what White fragility is, not knowing you will get offended by being called out as the racist you are. While I can’t see racism in your bones, heart, or soul, I do see racism in the rage spitting you are doing all over the screen you are reading my essay on.

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Richard The Chwalek

Mostly serious stuff w/ bits of sarcastic fluff. I wish more could be told yet bios have room 4 short & bold. You’ll see less length isn’t my greatest strength.