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My Magnum Eeyore & Opus Essay 2.12

Richard The Chwalek
2 min readFeb 12, 2021

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We find ourselves in a precarious place; why are insurrectionist lemmings lining up in front of us?

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There is nothing so ironic as a Second Amendment perpetrator traitor.

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The Constitution be damned, yelled the Trumplican constitutional originalist.

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States’ rights is so important to our nation that it trumps our Constitution.

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I know that we are a Christian nation, and the church must be in the state, because of the unconstitutional religious test I just aced!

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We are not a democracy because the founders wanted us to vote their conscience.

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There is but one truth, because a conservative evangelical nationalist told me so.

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I do not have a racist bone in my body; I whitewashed each of them yesterday.

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The word democracy was never mentioned in the Constitution (sin of omission), neither was slavery (sin of commission).

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America has nothing to apologize for; no wonder Christian Americans are always the first to pick up the stones, and throw them…

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Richard The Chwalek
Richard The Chwalek

Written by Richard The Chwalek

Mostly serious stuff w/ bits of sarcastic fluff. I wish more could be told yet bios have room 4 short & bold. You’ll see less length isn’t my greatest strength.

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