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My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 2.24

Richard The Chwalek
2 min readFeb 24, 2021

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Photo by Joanna Stołowicz on Unsplash

Give peaches a chance.

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After achieving so much in this business endeavor…

We should pursue another line of coke.

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We want to know your pain.

Dr. Oz’s Pimping Pain Clinic.

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There is so much love in the world…

I’d rather try something else.

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I was a driver for the Voyeurs Touring Company’s Eyes Wide Shuttle.

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Extreme inequality is a class warfare term created by liberals to make nearly everyone feel poor.

Extreme disproportionate wealth only means we are hundreds of times smarter, and eugenically valued than most, so worth every damn cent we have gouged from the 90%, a.k.a. lower class chumps, or lazy takers.

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“You cannot make this bullshit up, but he did.”

The theme of DJT’s Presidential Library.

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Richard The Chwalek
Richard The Chwalek

Written by Richard The Chwalek

Mostly serious stuff w/ bits of sarcastic fluff. I wish more could be told yet bios have room 4 short & bold. You’ll see less length isn’t my greatest strength.

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