My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.06
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I find life fascinating.
However it would be a lot better if a fascinating life found me.
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We could expect to get everything we dream of.
Since Jeff Bezos has been that person, at least before he cheated on his wife.
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You will never get away with breaking all the rules, cheating, abusing, defrauding, lying, stealing…
And you thought I was going to say, except for Trump, didn’t you? Damn!
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No way Republicans could justly move a Black, former cop, candidate’s home of 18 years into another district, shortly after he filed to run.
Realize this is a southern state, specifically Georgia. Oh! Then yeah, very likely:
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Nothing is as funny as it seems.
And it seems seeming is not as funny as being funny.
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Not all funny things need to make sense.
But if you don’t make more than cents being funny, you will have needs, like a day job.
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Voting rights to Republicans evoke a country club membership.
If you can’t overpay for an average meal and a round of golf, you shouldn’t be able to vote.
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Conservatives have this evolving boy band crush…
Remember the Scopes Monkees’ Trivia Redux from 1987?
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No joke can be that lame, and survive the editing process.
If I made enough to hire an editor, you would be right.
