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My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.27
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Once we have our successful insurrection…
Republicans will fully show how little we think blue lines, codes, or lives matter.
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Nothing can be explained or solved by science…
Until a Republican pollster analyzes it.
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There is something contradictory in GOP water…
Republicans say Biden and school teachers are too cautious about COVID, the same political party that says COVID is like the flu, masks do not work, herd immunity happens after everyone who is susceptible to COVID dies from it (actually that one is true, but f’ing ghoulish), that visiting in crowded bars is good for the economy of casket makers (again that one is true, but disturbing and ghastly),…
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Social science is not real science…
Like Republicans are real Americans.
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Criticism is not the same as sarcasm…
Like human is not the same as Republican.
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Republicans often get angry when I write sarcastically about them…
Yet I try awful hard to be more sympathetic, yet I am only able to see their pathetic part.
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Of course, even I admit we must try harder to reach across the aisle…
And shake the overwhelming, ever-living bullshit out of Republicans!
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This essay was not meant to be solely focused on slamming the GOP…
Yet, I couldn’t find out much about them since there is no such thing as The Tree of Lacking Knowledge in Most…
