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My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 4.03

Richard The Chwalek
3 min readApr 3, 2021

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Misquoted Leadership Quote #1

To get where one is going one must first quit going on oneself.

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I heard some Americans won’t wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 because they don’t totally agree with the science of virology.

Are they related to the Americans who refused to wear life-jackets on the Titanic because they did not fully agree with the theory of buoyancy?

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Zero, zip, zilch, null, none, nought, nil, nada,

The number of passengers and crew members who survived the Titanic by diving from the deck, and swimming to safety, unencumbered by a floating device.

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I have no qualms about making fun of faux patriots parroting their fragility and free dumb talking points.

Between their gun fetishizing, AR-15 panic buying sprees, and denial that they can spread respiratory disease, it is hard not think of them as a threat to our national sanity, personal liberty, general security, and ability to breathe freely.

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Suppressing the vote is a pastime for conservatives…

Because time has always passed them by, and past racist activities are their only…

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Richard The Chwalek
Richard The Chwalek

Written by Richard The Chwalek

Mostly serious stuff w/ bits of sarcastic fluff. I wish more could be told yet bios have room 4 short & bold. You’ll see less length isn’t my greatest strength.

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