Our Top 20 Gun-Toter Aphorisms.

We The People should be more mature, but the 2nd Amendment assures US we cannot be.

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1. It is our birthright to kill, or be killed by a gun.

2. Have gun will [very likely] suicide.

3. People kill people. That’s correct, but let me rephrase slightly…

• Men people kill women people with guns in staggering numbers.

4. Live less long by irrationally fearing that sane and lawful citizens will have their non-slaughtering weaponry confiscated.

5. The 2nd Amendment was supported by the framers of the Constitution because it would put more Americans in danger of an early death.

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6. Without guns America would have just been a huge super-powered European country with more people living longer healthier lives.

7. Do not allow universal background checks because that action will only save a few thousand people each year. Since that and nothing else will save ALL Americans killed by guns, not one other sensible thing should be done.

8. The 2nd Amendment officially and statistically joins The Suicide Squad.

• Nothing to Marvel at here, it is only a slapstick stupid marketing gimmick by NRA DC.