The Nonsense Expansion Portends Better Times for the Left Behinds!

Richard The Chwalek
6 min readApr 27, 2021

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When Kirk Cameron stars in a movie, you know you are in for a treat! While that is obviously sarcasm, I feel like we are now living as the Left Behinds. And the real Kirk Cameron should be gone, since he would be one of the chosen. So why are the good people still here with me, and you? The only way I can process this incongruity is that the Left Behinds, and the Right Behinds are going to battle it out for world dominance of truth and science.

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First, we must look at the origins of the Better Times concept. The modern day incarnations have twisted the history of Christian Regale Revelations, which St. Paul Shore plagiarized from 8th century B.C. Talmudic scholarly blogs, painstakingly retrieved off dial-up. The Left and Right politicized translation was a misinterpretation developed in a half-assed manner in searches, using an outdated Aramaic Gaelic Mosaic browser derivation.

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The actual English translations are the True Behinds (the original Hebraic translation: real asses), and we are the Truth Behinds (the original Hebraic translation: a truth buttress). To deny or object to such historically hysterical translations, is blasphemy.

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As we fight to restore truth in every nook and ebook, there is pushback from the True Behinds. Due to the asinine COVID-19 response by the Trump administration, our reserve units are deployed to staunch the flow of their falsehoods, fakery, and fabrications. The science tells us that COVID is aggressive, and getting to herd immunity as fast as possible is paramount.

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While children have been a much smaller portion of COVID sufferers, the virus will continue to mutate, evolve, and seek out new hosts. Something over 80% of us must be vaccinated before we see, or hear about a herd of immunities. Of course, if 80% are vaccinated nationwide, but hardly anyone in your state or city is vaccinated, the virus will still harm your people in those less resistant, low vaccinated areas. That said, we here at the Truth Buttressing Institute recommend you look to authorities like the CDC for the most relevant data, cautions, and other critical pandemic information.

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Richard The Chwalek

Mostly serious stuff w/ bits of sarcastic fluff. I wish more could be told yet bios have room 4 short & bold. You’ll see less length isn’t my greatest strength.