The Nonsense Expansion Portends Better Times for the Left Behinds!

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When Kirk Cameron stars in a movie, you know you are in for a treat! While that is obviously sarcasm, I feel like we are now living as the Left Behinds. And the real Kirk Cameron should be gone, since he would be one of the chosen. So why are the good people still here with me, and you? The only way I can process this incongruity is that the Left Behinds, and the Right Behinds are going to battle it out for world dominance of truth and science.

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First, we must look at the origins of the Better Times concept. The modern day incarnations have twisted the history of Christian Regale Revelations, which St. Paul Shore plagiarized from 8th century B.C. Talmudic scholarly blogs, painstakingly retrieved off dial-up. The Left and Right politicized translation was a misinterpretation developed in a half-assed manner in searches, using an outdated Aramaic Gaelic Mosaic browser derivation.

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The actual English translations are the True Behinds (the original Hebraic translation: real asses), and we are the Truth Behinds (the original Hebraic translation: a truth buttress). To deny or object to such historically hysterical translations, is blasphemy.

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